Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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