would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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