Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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