Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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