Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
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