OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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