i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
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