Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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