I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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