Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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