Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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