love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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