U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Randomize
