There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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