i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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