i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Randomize
