Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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