hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Randomize
