I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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