Is it because I queefed?
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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