Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
zippers are such a cool invention
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Randomize
