...so i touched it.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
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