i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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