hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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