Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Can you repeat that, but with context?
i think i just lost a toe
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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