Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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