Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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