Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
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