I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
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