No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
accomplished twins. life is a go
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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