FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
I party with great urgency now.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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