you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?
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