similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Randomize
