Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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