Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
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