Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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