When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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