marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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