It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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