I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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