she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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