TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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