"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
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