Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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