So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Randomize