Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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