We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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