do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Randomize
