just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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