So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Randomize
