Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Last time i carry you out of a forest
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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