Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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